Today Andy is pissed.......

at fooking friends who want your fucking opinion about some dude who left her but never texts you for anything else...

So I think Sod It, I'm tired of doing nice things for fit birds and getting shit all in return.

Wife always thinks Im fucking cheating...blah blah blah...tart  

So Andy has now decided to blare music for the next few hours and drink his ass senseless - the british way !

Andy, how many times have I told you ALL SPLIT ARSES are the SAME!!!

Don't do nothing unless theres an advantage... hot women will always play this shit on men willing to bend over backwards! (mag to grid, get RID)!!!

Women are good for 3 things only. Don't expect anything more and you won't run into trouble.

Tonking, Cooking and Cleaning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine wont do all of that  

add tonking outside as well.... the israeli is mad for it!!!

tho tonking means inside, outside or both....

but not in yorkshire in October though!!!!!!

you could catch your death!

You lot get the wind, we lot get snow :(

Toronto is NOT a warm place cept for June - August when tarts wear nothing!

The ironic part about Canada, its so friggin BIG....north to us is Arctic Circle...

bastards gonna be drilling for oil

I will be marking the ground, when I move to Ilkley soon enough!!!        

Shit Munkyn i am scared.... I hope you are moving to Ilkley in your home town and not in my state...

dan rest assured l am moving to ilkley near me...... or am  l!!!!!!!!