Funniest story evah, page 1
AndyP1981 I WAS THE FORUM
on July 18th, 2012
/ post 50253
slash ProDanceCulture
on July 18th, 2012
/ post 50258
hehe, you so fun!
AndyP1981 I WAS THE FORUM
on July 18th, 2012
/ post 50267
i thought the smilies helped the story!
AndyP1981 I WAS THE FORUM
on July 18th, 2012
/ post 50269
I think i do it again tonite!
AndyP1981 I WAS THE FORUM
on July 18th, 2012
/ post 50276
got a right bollocking...she read the story and gave me shit again
Treat your Mr's and yourself to a great big Indian takeaway, Lots of onion bhaji's, some Tandoori chicken etc etc ..... A skin full of beer & then brew some big ones and let rip...... Just an idea??
AndyP1981 I WAS THE FORUM
on July 18th, 2012
/ post 50279
Dutch Oven......
AndyP1981 I WAS THE FORUM
on July 19th, 2012
/ post 50331
its funny but i still have to live with her...
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20 mins ago, i was trying to get some sleep laying on my bed in the dark
so I say goodnight to my wife, who is on the other side on the queen bed.
so 3-4 mins and i think she is asleep, great because i have to let a stinky one rip
so I let it rip...softly...figure...Im safe
I smell it and think biohazard 5
I hear...YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE....WHY HERE AND NOT THE TOILET...busted
so I wait another 3-5 mins...thinking the wife is asleep again
I let another one go....smell of defcon 5...
I then get a backhand and she goes into yelling again...
so I leave the room and return 10 mins later
i say hillary, you there...hear no response
Im safe to let the black death go
I hear nothing for 30 secs after letting it go
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU KEEP FARTING, GET OUT OF HERE
see normally I would sleep in the spare room and not worry but its a heat wave here and the ac is in the bedroom. so im typing this in the hot living room thinking funniest story evah