Funniest story evah

AndyP1981 I WAS THE FORUM on July 18th, 2012 / post 50253

here is one...completely true, hence why I am typing it in the living room :thumbsup:

20 mins ago, i was trying to get some sleep laying on my bed in the dark

so I say goodnight to my wife, who is on the other side on the queen bed.

so 3-4 mins and i think she is asleep, great because i have to let a stinky one rip :lol:

so I let it rip...softly...figure...Im safe :thumbsup:

I smell it and think biohazard 5 :no:

I hear...YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE....WHY HERE AND NOT THE TOILET...busted :thumbsdown:

so I wait another 3-5 mins...thinking the wife is asleep again
I let another one go....smell of defcon 5...
I then get a backhand and she goes into yelling again... :mbounce:

so I leave the room and return 10 mins later
i say hillary, you there...hear no response
Im safe to let the black death go :thankyou:

I hear nothing for 30 secs after letting it go

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU KEEP FARTING, GET OUT OF HERE :rofl:

see normally I would sleep in the spare room and not worry but its a heat wave here and the ac is in the bedroom. so im typing this in the hot living room thinking funniest story evah

:thankyou:

slash ProDanceCulture on July 18th, 2012 / post 50258

hehe, you so fun! :o)

leon_cooke Carpe Diem on July 18th, 2012 / post 50264

AndyP1981 I WAS THE FORUM on July 18th, 2012 / post 50267

i thought the smilies helped the story!

AndyP1981 I WAS THE FORUM on July 18th, 2012 / post 50269

I think i do it again tonite!

AndyP1981 I WAS THE FORUM on July 18th, 2012 / post 50276

got a right bollocking...she read the story and gave me shit again

leon_cooke Carpe Diem on July 18th, 2012 / post 50278

Treat your Mr's and yourself to a great big Indian takeaway, Lots of onion bhaji's, some Tandoori chicken etc etc ..... A skin full of beer & then brew some big ones and let rip...... :lol: