The Suggest A Caption Thread

All input (pictures or captions) are welcome.

Here's a starter:

I think the DJ is Menno De Jong by the way.

You want me to play WHAT!...fuck off bitch!

Fuck off I'm not playing an electro/trance bollox...if not I'll stick this finger up you're arse and we'll see howlong it takes you to scream!!!!!!!!

you want me to play zombie nation AGAIN!

NO I am not David Guetta,   now do one.

i go for the female: WTF YOU PLAYING, DOOODE???

female: come on, bring some mainstream
de jong: fuck off
female: ??!!!

Don't you underrstand??? for the forth time, I have a wife, take your surfboard and ride it out of here.

female: where's my weed?
de jong: fuck you, bitch!#$%#$%#%#$

need crazy ass pics   for captions!

how about this one?

"8 Legs has more chances than 2"

I bet we could get a few for this one,lol.