craziest cocktails!!

ok so everyone loves a great party. and what makes it great?? well of course there's the music, thats a must, alcohol and good company. now what people dont realise sometimes is that the alcohol can play a much bigger role if you're a bit creative with it..
dont just buy a shit load of bottles and some juice boxes and leave it at that. no have a little fun with it, make some sweet cocktails or make up something different!
for example, this one house party i went to way back in high school, the guys filled up the entire bathtub with cocktail juice. they must have emptied like 20 cartons of juice or something. then they got like 4 or 5 big ass bottles of 90% Methanol! they stole them from the chemistry lab and just poured it in! then they would all stir it just to get the mixing going. and all thu the party ppl were walking buy with cups in their hands and they just scoop up a drink from the bathtub and you're good! it was awesome..

anyone else got any bright ideas? trust me, you are gauranteed a good time!!    

that must have been an awsome party      

i cant wait to get out of hight school
and sorry i have no ideas

much better than Tom Cruise could have ever done    

have some cocaine through your nose and get a blowjob in the toilet to stress you out and you'll be perfect, trust me.

We can always rely on you Penthouse!

This is one of the wildest cocktails that i have had. Sometimes bar staff pop a drop or two of Tabasco in just to get you really going.

2 parts green chartreuse

1 part tequila

layer in shot glass

Or this one is a bit of a personal favourite...... There is a variation where the bar staff catches the burnt alcohol vapour from the cocktail in an upside down glass. When you have slurpped the cocktail down you then suck the vapour through the straw. It is enough to take your breathe away.  

1/2 shot kahlua

1/2 shot Baileys Irish Cream

1/2 shot Bacardi 151

layer kahlua first then baileys irish cream then bacardi 151 in a rocks glass light on fire blow out suck with a straw without stopping.

looks tasty i have to try this.. but my idea still isn't bad though  

tried that once and almost had a heart attack, pretty intense!  
otherwise i think i'll pass on the coke and go straight for the bj      

for penthouse and ykafafi


Deep Throat

   *  1/3 oz. Rum, coconut (Malibu)
   * 1/3 oz. Tia Maria
   * 1/3 oz. Vodka
   * Top with Whipped cream
Mix three liquors together and top with whipped cream. Object is not to use your hands, just your mouth to drink this one.

      hahahahahaha gwende!!!!

sounds awesome! whoever came up with the name was pretty creative huh!!  

skip the alcohol... rip lines of coke instead. Guaranteed to enhance your party 10 x  

lot of coke fans here    

And now all people are blind?  

DON'T DRINK METHANOL!
The initial symptoms of methanol intoxication are those of central nervous system depression: headache, dizziness, nausea, lack of coordination, confusion, drowsiness, and with sufficiently large doses, unconsciousness and death. Once the initial symptoms have passed, a second set of symptoms arises, 10 to as much as 30 hours after the initial exposure to methanol, including blurring or complete loss of vision and acidosis.

I think you mean ETHANOL, also called ethyl alcohol, pure alcohol or drinking alcohol!

Denatured alcohol: Pure ethanol is heavily taxed, but ethanol has many uses that do not involve consumption by humans. To relieve the tax burden on these uses, most jurisdictions waive the tax when an agent has been added to the ethanol to render it unfit to drink. These include bittering agents such as denatonium benzoate and toxins such as methanol, naphtha, and pyridine. Products of this kind are called denatured alcohol.

Absolute alcohol: Absolute alcohol not intended for human consumption often contains trace amounts of toxic benzene (used to remove water by azeotropic distillation). Consumption of this form of ethanol can be fatal over a short time period.

DON'T EAT AND DRINK SOMETHING FROM THE CHEMISTRY LAB!

One of my favorite drinks!