Tell Us a JOKE, page 6
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
We're all trying to understand the same things, looking from different angles.
Robbin Williams last joke on screen: (from: the Aristocrats(https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/))
Roughly told:
A guy sees two old friends, now priests, eating supper.
He wanted to appease them and was uncertain which to send over: a bottle of wine, or a boyscout.
Roughly told:
A guy sees two old friends, now priests, eating supper.
He wanted to appease them and was uncertain which to send over: a bottle of wine, or a boyscout.
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"
She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"
She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
A mushroom walked into a bar. The bar tender said, "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind."
"Hey, what's the problem?"
"Just get out of here. We don't serve mushrooms."
The mushroom in anguish says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
"Hey, what's the problem?"
"Just get out of here. We don't serve mushrooms."
The mushroom in anguish says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
Music is physics brought to life with biology.
A person walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a drink. The bartender points to a sign above the bar that says "sorry we don't serve animals".
The person yells "But I'm not an animal".
The bartender then points to another sign above the bar "Then why do you have to drink?,we don't serve dumb-ass either!".
The person yells "But I'm not an animal".
The bartender then points to another sign above the bar "Then why do you have to drink?,we don't serve dumb-ass either!".
Music is physics brought to life with biology.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.
One hundred people who don't do dick.
Why did Adele cross the road??
to say hello from the other side!
to say hello from the other side!
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