this i found it on some pc forum, hilarious, page 1

i just got a geforce7950 after my old geforce 6600 started falling behind.

so i got it about aweek ago and so i took out my old card and tried to put in the new card but it wouldnt fit. i called one of my friends and he didnt know what to do so he came over, after trying doing different things he just told me to cut it. so i carefully tried to cut it straight across with a boxcutter (didnt have anything else at the time) but didnt manage to all the way, and it still didnt fit. im kinda afraid i messed it up and maybe voided its warranty... so yea.. any help here?

should i cut the smaller peice too? i decided not to do anything else until i ask someone else. i dont think my friends knows what hes doing.
   

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i dont know what I would do and what u will do, but good luck  

first .. what you have did is totally wrong cause this card was made to fit in some place, if it doesn't then either this is not the right place or you were putting it wrong.

second .. as far as I know this card has 1 GB memory and PCI Express slot ... so the slot in your mother board must be PCI Express too .. if it's AGP, sure it won't fit and even if it did, it will never work !! ... what I'm sure about that you need to buy a new MB for your card

    this is a joke commi its not real ....haha there making fun of teh guy on the forum

for commi and luca read the description of the post, this guy cutting his video card is such an idiot      

yeah .. i got it now :) .. what a sucker .. a master piece like this shouldnt be bought by such noobs !!

he got it wrong!!! grafic card must be cuted with chainsaw!!!!                      

hello my wirless keyboard isnt working anymore the lttle green light isnt working anymore ive tried jumping on it and i even threw it from the 3rd floor and it still doesnt work can anyone help me  

       

14 years later, and still enjoying it....