DJ mag anti Christ!!!, page 1

Seen as though we're in bull5h1t territory for yet again the top 100 of sh1t, I propose the  worst 20 DJ's (as we all know is a mirror imprint) for 2012 (for DJ mags supoosedely top 100). The DJ mag bollox that will surface in the next month or so proclaiming all the usual tw4ts at the top, I suggest we create our own poll... in reverse!!!

We did something like this on [m,i,x]riot.??? with the aid of Mallam counting all the votes, each person has 10 votes, 1st being the worst DJ (each person believes) and 10th being 10th worst, scoring them points accordingly, that way  the more people vote the more credible top 10  of sh1t there is...

Slash, can you advise or maybe just collate everyones top 10 or get slacker to do it as he likes that sort of thing...perfect slacking material David!!!!    

So how about we decide on the DJ's you can vote on first, say a short (shit?) list of 30 or so DJ's.

Then users can vote on those?

Either by replying to the thread, or perhaps Slash sets up an auto voting system. Where you just tick next to the names you want.

If people want to vote for a 5hite DJ not included in the short-list, then maybe they still can (just have an 'other' tick box and type it in) ........ but having a short-list gets the whole thing moving along!


I would recommend Paul Oakenfold (past it) Skrillex, Paris Hilton  and David Guetta!!!!

I think Mallam would like to vote for Craig Album.

Not sure why, I just get a feeling that's all!

rich that sounds like a good idea to me... well for the list l would like to have the following:-

guetta - the long haired twat and general sellout wannabe dj
oakenfold - the long haired sellout twat in  the US
swedish house mafia - one long haired twat, one  fat twat and one other twat
steve aoki - because he's a long haired twat with shit facial hair
skrilex - a Class A twat playing shit music and has long hair
tiesto - massive sellout and he's a twat playing souless music... trance
armin van burehead - another trance twat and generally shit dj
deadmau5 - canadian twat  playing the same shit over and over again.. boreoff you cabadian twat!!
judge jules - such a good dj, shows he had no calibre back then having gone the way of all the other  house dj's playing shit
pete tong - just a traktor, champagne quaffing button pressing twat on radio one
Calvin harris - another bell end champagne sniffing twat

Here ends my list, cheers Slash  

I think to make it more interesting Slash, that you should have at least 5 choices for a top 30 list top make it more interesting  

But you've made an error re: Tiesto.

He used to be a stupid twat playing Trance.

He is now an even more stupid boring twat playing Electro House!!!

Along with just about every other DJ from Holland these days in fact!!!

well sooner we can get a top 30 up the better so we can see who is the biggest twat and send it top dj mag!!

MMMMM Interesting...... Oakenfold, Pete Tong, Tiesto, Judge Jules.... Certainly not among my favourite djs nowadays          But years ago these names were some of the best in clubs across the land...... My tastes in music have changed nowadays ( for the better ) but there are still lots of people out there who love Judge Fudge etc etc etc..... I will attempt to choose my top worst dj's though.... OK

1- has to be Steve Angello
2- David Guetta
3- Axwell
4- Sebastian Ingrosso
5- Skrillex

I could go on, What about Paris Hilton? I would not be suprised if she made it into the DJ Mag top 100 poll....    

Do not completely knock off skrillex, he has a grammy you know  . and he is dating ellie goulding.

am l meant know that... l don't care about that long haired twat!!! A grammy for pressing a button... wow he must be so talented.. !!!! More utter bollox!!!

anyway we should be focusing on the poll, thats whats important as l will push it out to all the social media bollox... more hits more members... wallop !!!

All the swedish cheese mafia must go in as a collective AND as individuals imho!!!!!

fromage tue!!