Random Nonsense Thread, page 3


My boat was broke, so i went to the turkey shop to buy a new rubber tyre. . . I licked the counter but they still charged me






Buy a new boat Cooke :)....Please invite us to ur new Yact. :). That would be alot of FUN.......LOL
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You seem like a top bloke AdamC84... so YES, i will put you on the guestlist should i be able to afford a yacht..





Should U be able to afford a Yacht. :) I think So, Do Alot of Asskissing and also ALOT of Smack Talking...That might do the work. I need a big time Vacation Cooke so please buy the yacht quicky for my Luxury lifestyle :)....LOL :)
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Just Kidding Cooke :)
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@ Adamc84 ... no probs, sadly can't afford a yacht.. Maybe one day though.. I am just an average person on an average wage so on & so forth... But I'm happy to be here.. Best wishes to yourself Adamc84.. Regards ... Cookie.


Trains go straight even when they go round a bend


The Arkansas jungle rat.... Lethal... They eat the flesh of dead monkeys!






I heard this at Global gathering (in 98) from a seriously twisted girl....
Bottled water Evian is "naive" backwards... irony or what for all those water bottle buyers!!
Bottled water Evian is "naive" backwards... irony or what for all those water bottle buyers!!


Palindromes!
A man, a plan, a canal – Panama!
It first appeared in 1948, but it must have been discovered before and is not the only Panama palindrome. In fact, there is a whole family of them, some of them very long indeed:
Add a cat to the list, creating:
A man, a plan, a cat, a canal – Panama!
A yak (a kind of ox) and a yam (a potato-like tuber) can be inserted, lengthening it to:
A man, a plan, a cam, a yak, a yam, a canal – Panama!
Two more items that could be added to this extended Panama palindrome, making the 17-word:
A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal – Panama!
The following fantastic version has 49 words:
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal – Panama!
Then, a computer program and the Unix spelling dictionary generated a 540-word Panama palindrome:
A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal – Panama!

A man, a plan, a canal – Panama!
It first appeared in 1948, but it must have been discovered before and is not the only Panama palindrome. In fact, there is a whole family of them, some of them very long indeed:
Add a cat to the list, creating:
A man, a plan, a cat, a canal – Panama!
A yak (a kind of ox) and a yam (a potato-like tuber) can be inserted, lengthening it to:
A man, a plan, a cam, a yak, a yam, a canal – Panama!
Two more items that could be added to this extended Panama palindrome, making the 17-word:
A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal – Panama!
The following fantastic version has 49 words:
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal – Panama!
Then, a computer program and the Unix spelling dictionary generated a 540-word Panama palindrome:
A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal – Panama!


What was the man doing at the Panama canal with a Yak & a Cat????? It's a mystery!!! Nevermind.. FACT --- My Guinea Pig was called Ham..... True. Translates in french as Cochon D'Inde!!!!










munkyn wrote:
I heard this at Global gathering (in 98) from a seriously twisted girl....
Bottled water Evian is "naive" backwards... irony or what for all those water bottle buyers!!
I heard this at Global gathering (in 98) from a seriously twisted girl....
Bottled water Evian is "naive" backwards... irony or what for all those water bottle buyers!!
Or is it Subliminal messaging now that's a thread on its own,check out this site I found https://www.artistmike.com/Temp/SubliminalAd.html Subliminal messages there everywhere ....



my daughter is going to dentist 1st time 2morow. im trying to remember mine, failed


Whoever made those Subliminal Messages has a very sick mind and there consequence do not give a SHIT. Sorry for my language :).....Very Interesting though. :) I especially love the name of the bottle of water. :).....Very Clever :):):)
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