Random Nonsense Thread, page 3

My boat was broke, so i went to the turkey shop to buy a new rubber tyre. . . I licked the counter but they still charged me      

Buy a new boat Cooke :)....Please invite us to ur new Yact. :). That would be alot of FUN.......LOL

You seem like a top bloke AdamC84... so YES, i will put you on the guestlist should i be able to afford a yacht..      

Should U be able to afford a Yacht. :) I think So,  Do Alot of Asskissing and also ALOT of Smack Talking...That might do the work. I need a big time Vacation Cooke so please buy the yacht quicky for my Luxury lifestyle :)....LOL :)

Just Kidding Cooke :)

@ Adamc84 ... no probs, sadly can't afford a yacht.. Maybe one day though.. I am just an average person on an average wage so on & so forth... But I'm happy to be here.. Best wishes to yourself  Adamc84.. Regards ... Cookie.

Trains go straight even when they go round a bend

The Arkansas jungle rat.... Lethal... They eat the flesh of dead monkeys!    

I heard this at Global gathering  (in 98) from a seriously twisted girl....

Bottled water Evian is "naive" backwards... irony or what for all those water bottle buyers!!

Palindromes!  


A man, a plan, a canal – Panama!


It first appeared in 1948, but it must have been discovered before and is not the only Panama palindrome. In fact, there is a whole family of them, some of them very long indeed:



Add a cat to the list, creating:

A man, a plan, a cat, a canal – Panama!



A yak (a kind of ox) and a yam (a potato-like tuber) can be inserted, lengthening it to:

A man, a plan, a cam, a yak, a yam, a canal – Panama!



Two more items that could be added to this extended Panama palindrome, making the 17-word:

A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal – Panama!



The following fantastic version has 49 words:

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal – Panama!



Then, a computer program and the Unix spelling dictionary generated a 540-word Panama palindrome:

A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal – Panama!

What was the man doing at the Panama canal with a Yak & a Cat????? It's a mystery!!! Nevermind.. FACT --- My Guinea Pig was called Ham..... True. Translates in french as Cochon D'Inde!!!!            

Or is it Subliminal messaging now that's a thread on its own,check out this site I found https://www.artistmike.com/Temp/SubliminalAd.html Subliminal messages there everywhere ....

my daughter is going to dentist 1st time 2morow. im trying to remember mine, failed

Whoever made those Subliminal Messages has a very sick mind and there consequence do not give a SHIT. Sorry for my language :).....Very Interesting though. :) I especially love the name of the bottle of water. :).....Very Clever :):):)

Anyone else got hay fever at the moment?

It's really kicking my ass!