True Slackers, page 2

Your bill is still at the printers . . . should be finished any week now.  Thereafter, it's just a cargo ship voyage, freight-train ride, and then a helicopter air-lift to your house!

As your attorney, I advise you to make room in your house.  You'll need it (the room, I mean, not your house, which, of course, you'll be selling to pay your bill's first minimum amount due).

Remember, the number you'll see isn't your bill's weight in pounds.  That'd be far too cheap.

Also, I only accept over-sized, lottery-winner style checks.  Good thing, too.  Enough room for all the zeros.  

Exactly, bidona, thank you!