Is Andy Too Mean

Wife needs to wax her chin a bit and I told her she could join the circus as the bearded lady...

she wont talk to me  

Is Andy TOO mean?

mmmmmm I will have to say probably YES...... I would get a good slap if i said that!!!!!!

I dodged the slap  

no mate. you gotta keep them on their toes.

Same with any excess weight or puppy fat... just pop a few gentle hints into a conversation now and a gain about gym memberships etc

Women get married, women get comfortable. Hairy chin today, fat arse tomorrow, B.O. and drinking habit after that ... gotta nip it in the bud.  

so do men, hairy arses...BO, beer breath....

I just think I am a bad husband...

Women are just as bad, having to shave every last hair!!!  Never to mean, just do it for their own good... a world run by women, I think not!!! check out the "sex mission" (about a woman world underground, post nuclear holocaust with two guys in) -  polish film I watched when channel 4 first came out in  1984 ish... watched it again recently as well!!      

The crux of the film..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexmission