Thank You Brits for Slang Words

Tunes should really be CHOONS
Records should really be REKKIDS!

Brits use words so well and it works better

shite sounds so much better than shit
gurner and nutter - crazy and drug addict

and my fave....CUNT!

add words if you feel necessary

English teacher told us a Fag in the UK means a cigg,

i bet a not a lot of ppl knew that (j/k)

you say that in toronto, people look at you weirdly.

ironically shes from there

i like CUNT too. =) as in "YOU STUPID CUNT!#$#$5$" =)

Such a beautiful part and beautiful word!

Andy wishes he was from the UK as he's a git from Ontario!!!!  

Hope you're well mate, I see MR is drowning with the lack of mixes and posts!!

hehe, brits.. "brit" in itself is a good strong word already.. =)

how about this, my friend from university in russia, who i haven't been in touch for years, about 10 years ago has moved to UK and got into a governmental organization called, i think, Actuary Mathematics Smth Smth, basically math that deals with predictions, risks, etc, etc, - all the math theory that is needed for any life/property/etc insurance company. to make this short, his email looked something like "Grigory.Spivak@gad.gov.uk", where "gad" is for that actuary thing, and rest is plain... well, this email is only missing 1 letter to be read in russian as a double curse-word... if it said "@gad.govN.uk" - it would have been "gad govnuk" - in russian "gad - bad person, jackass", "govnuk - shitty person, asshole"...

anyways, i dunno why i wrote that.. just to keep this thread going, i guess.. =)

ps. can anyone share some well over-used Cockney expressions? i only know a couple... "upstairs" would be "apples and pears" or something like that?.. =)

Slash as I had the misfortune to live and work in London for 7 years until the end of 2010...here are a few for you...

"the old boat race" or even "the boat" - in english its the face" when talking about a woman
"jacobs" as  in cut off your fookin jacobs - bascially chop your balls/bollox off
"trolleys" as in "get yer trolleys off" get ones trousers off
trouble and strife - wife
Pete Tong - wrong (and because he's a shit DJ using x-Traktor)
Barnet as in, on me  barnet - as in on my head
Claret - Blood

Alternatively watch "lock Stock and two smoking barrels and or Snatch" to get the full monty so to speak....heres a snippet...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA7nHD5ORUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06DbDR_cJ9I&feature=related

ive seen them both and each a dozen times, very good films, very good. and thanks for quotes there =)

Sky Rocket - Pocket

Sherman Tank - Bank

Gregory - Neck (Gregory Peck)

Hank Marvin - Starving (Starving = Hungry)

Dog & Bone - Phone

Ruby Murray - Curry

Weston Super Mare- Nightmare

Chevy Chase - Face

So a typical Cock-er-ney would talk like this

I was totally Hanked, so I grabbed the Dog and called me self up a Ruby Murray.

Checked me old Sky Rockets. I'm Piston aren't I?

A total Weston Super!

You should have seen the look on my Chevy son.....

.... so I runs down the Apples and over the Frog and Toad to the Sherman.

By the time that Ruby arrived I was so Hank Marvin I threw the whole lot down me Gregory in a flash.

"i could murder a fag right now" means very different things in UK than it does in US

Now, if only they could actually spell the language they invented!