How many of you have Meow Machines

I have one, his name is buddy. He enjoys hiding in random stupid places and just looking at walls forever.

i dont think i will be happy with a cat, they want attention given to them. I dont have patience for such a thing

women want the same thing and more. You honestly think you will get married  

No way, couldn't do it, they drive me insane....

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bullshit, I had a dog when I lived with my parents for 11 years. I have had a cat a year. Both are friendly lovable creatures. I find cats to be easier to take care of

I expected better slash and richie, you both have them?

Cats?



I have loads of cats yeah. Riddled I am.

Used to be a big fan until :-

1. They get ill and the vet bills are huge.

2. They get pregnant and the food bills are huge.

3. You have to get them spayed and the bills are huge.

4. You realise that when your girlfriend moves out that it was she that actually looked after them and paid most of the bills.

5. They start to eat you out of house and home as they get bigger and bigger.

6. They shit all over the kitchen floor (this morning in fact) which wouldn't be so bad except you have a hangover and really don't enjoy dealing with sloppy cat turds at 8.30 on a sunday morning with a dodgy stomach and a headache.

7. They start fighting and trashing the house and knock over the Christmas tree.

8. One of them gets raped (by the look of it!!!!) and you have to drive it down the vets for medical attention and more bill$.

Cats?

Who'd have em?

I got lucky, wife got a cat from the humane society. He was already declawed and sprayed and he was trained and 8 yrs old. My cat does not go outside, he lives in my apartment...

Not as easy to care for as my bunny...

The other day i ate a delicious bunny. It tasted, well just delicious , actually they taste exactly like chickens

rabbit tastes like chicken

d'oh  

skinned cat looks exactly like skinned rabbit. and tastes very similar. the texture is harder on the cat though. never eaten a cat, but know all this since been incidents back in russia in 90-s.. cats sold as rabbits and eaten too.