Favourite Drunken Snacks

Sometimes, when I've had a few, there isn't always a fish and chip shop or a kebab place to call into.

In which case you've got to make your way to the kitchen and knock something up.

Here is one of my favourites: -

Cheesy Hot Dot Wraps
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Take a tortilla, cover in grated cheese. (Best to have a bag of the pre-grated. Grating cheese when pissed is not advised).

Squirt on a few lines of chilli sauce and some mayo and or salsa (if available).

Add one large (or two medium) size hot dog / frankfurter sausages.

Roll it all up like you would a cigarette.

Shove a cocktail stick in to stop it coming undone.

Microwave it for about 30 seconds.

Wolf it down with a can of lager/cider. Sorted!

i think anything goes when drunk... the more - the merrier! the more fat you eat when drunk - the better will be your next awakening..

talking about tortilla snacks.. (btw, you know it's pronounced [tort-ee-ya] or something like that) simple one here.. take one, preferably white one, not corn, put on the barely oil-sprayed pan, let it roast for a few seconds, flip, let roast, take it off the stove, put on a plate, take condensed milk and to your taste put some on the tortilla. take a pizza cutter and cut it in smaller pieces so as to eat them without having to roll them.. very nice sweet tooth snack.. =) takes about 2 minutes..

                                Eats Like An Animal Sandwich!


Findus Crispy Pancake ( Beef & onion flavour ) Wedged between 2 pieces of cheese on toast.... Or Welsh rarebit - if your the other side of the border? HP brown sauce optional???

Failing that a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noddle !!!            

Do you remember the 'Pots of The World' series they did???

My fave was Spicy Szechuan Chicken. Simply awesome.

Also I used to love Findus cripsy pancakes. Not had them in years for some reason.

potato chips (hot or crisps, either way) and bbq sauce sandwich, so delicious

Yup Anything goes when I'm drunk....half the time I dont remember what I ate.

Something I haven't done in a while, is grab a load of oven chips (as they cook quicker) shove them in a frying pan, pour on a bit of extra virgin olive oil and shallow-fry them with a bit of (powdered) garlic for a few minutes.

Another variant is when I use a mild (I make my own) chilli oil (made from olive oil) for a bit of zing.  

Then tip the whole lot into a bowl (minus the excess oil) cover in lots and lots of grated cheese and salt and vinegar and hey presto!

If you can be arsed, also microwave the whole lot at the end to make the cheese melt a bit more.

You can't be too drunk when doing this as it involves oil and frying. But I find it sooo tasty.

Is the Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza - from Pizza Hut - still available in the UK?

Sadly, it was never offered in the U.S. (probably too healthy).

you dumb americans.