Funniest story evah

here is one...completely true, hence why I am typing it in the living room  

20 mins ago, i was trying to get some sleep laying on my bed in the dark

so I say goodnight to my wife, who is on the other side on the queen bed.

so 3-4 mins and i think she is asleep, great because i have to let a stinky one rip  
so I let it rip...softly...figure...Im safe  
I smell it and think biohazard 5  
I hear...YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE....WHY HERE AND NOT THE TOILET...busted  

so I wait another 3-5 mins...thinking the wife is asleep again
I let another one go....smell of defcon 5...
I then get a backhand and she goes into yelling again...

so I leave the room and return 10 mins later
i say hillary, you there...hear no response
Im safe to let the black death go  

I hear nothing for 30 secs after letting it go

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU KEEP FARTING, GET OUT OF HERE  

see normally I would sleep in the spare room and not worry but its a heat wave here and the ac is in the bedroom. so im typing this in the hot living room thinking funniest story evah

hehe, you so fun!  

       

i thought the smilies helped the story!

I think i do it again tonite!

got a right bollocking...she read the story and gave me shit again

Treat your Mr's and yourself to a great big Indian takeaway, Lots of onion bhaji's, some Tandoori chicken etc etc ..... A skin full of beer & then brew some big ones and let rip......                   Just an idea??  

Dutch Oven......

 

its funny but i still have to live with her...