teach us mallam, how to become a true slacker

really!

do we need to gain any special skills

The key is we've learned  and seen is not to be around slacking somewhere else, so you can endlessly slack around every area of your life!!!!

he taught you well.

i've been the "i don't care guy" until a few years back.. quite an interesting position, if you ask me... not caring is quite fantastic...

I used to care, then I became a student at uni when I was 18.

Since then, well, I just don't care about anything now.

Really, I'm just not bothered about what happens.

Works for me a treat.

cant be bothered to slack, to much slacking involved for my taste

Mallam is a PHD (Hons) Graduate of the CBA (can't be arsed) degree course which leads to a fully fledged and certified slacker!!!            

lol munkyn! been such a slacker an years ago, not anymore tho as i used to lost my certificate

hehe.. when i was younger, like 17-18, i used to have a passport of a "true freeloader"... not really a freeloader, but as a combo of "slacker/freeloader".. don't like this.. lemme check the dictionary.. yeah, actually i was right, that's the word..

he is such a slacker, he has not even posted in his own thread!  

Wrong again!  

Only took 5 days . . .

well 5 days is an improvement for you  

Its tough because Katie is doing all the work with your child.  

So you have more time to do nothing  

It's funny because it's true.  

im envy now